Well, that was certainly unexpected! I think for now I'm going to wear my +10 Hat of Optimism for this game because, well, it's Zork!
Best case scenario: the game rocks, and ultimately leads to a Leather Goddess of Phobos MMOG, which would be equal parts awesome and bizarre.
Worst case scenario: the game rocks, and then is promptly ported to the Wii, turned into a platformer featuring Mario and requires a Wii Fit board to play.