How do I say goodbye? By smacking people like the Austrians...
My Top 5 Coyote moments...
1) Herman the Bat - Even before it was in print form, I heard the story and saw the ending coming. It still absolutely killed me and the fact he got so much hate mail over it makes it even better.
2) Superman vs Batman - I don't even remember the reasons Superman would win beyond the heat vision melting Batman. I just remember him ripping off Batmans arms and sneaking into Robin's room at night... *touch touch* Brucey misses you.
3) The Fae snowballs - The fact HE of all people found a bug in EverQuest 2's game code that allowed him to kill dozens of Fae and THEN tried to claim himself their savior?
4) The - This flub actually was so popular it was newsed and recreated all over that blogosphere thing.
5) The Cody Byeville - He actually stepped up and created an entire Grinch tale based on someones name. I still owe him $10 for pulling it off.
It's been an honor sir to daily rush to your blog and make sure you haven't got a picture of Hobbits having sex up.
well sh*t.. I guess that $900 bucks I gave that shriveled old women that lives in the trailer on the outskirts of town to work her voodoo on you and make you stay didn't work.. damn hermit..
You will be sorely missed my friend.. people in my office arrive in the mornings and get online and check the news, some check sports, I on the other hand checked what Coy had to say. No longer having that will leave a blank spot on my morning agenda, no doubt to be filled with midget porn but none the less a blank spot. I guess that's just me being selfish, you are a truly gifted writer and to not create some type of literary piece that will stand the test of time would be a travesty in itself.
I applaud you in your drive to better yourself and to have the raisins to chase your dreams. That to me is just another testament to your character. You sir are a literary Godzilla and the world is your Tokyo..
Please keep us in the loop on what your working on. I for one will be glad to purchase anything you write. Even if it doesn't involve breasts.. And in the immortal words of Madhog.. "Thanks" Thanks for taking the time and putting forth the effort week in and week out to create that little slice of morning bliss that many of us took for granted.
**stumbles away mumbling about burning down that hermits mobile home**
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"That is strength, boy! That is power! What is steel compared to the hand that wields it? Look at the strength in your body, the desire in your heart, I gave you this! Such a waste. Contemplate this on the tree of woe. Crucify him!"
It's been fun Coyote. Especially the bit where I had to convert the other two in the office into gamers in order to get them to read your blog so that I didn't have to snort coffee through my nose in an effort to laugh quietly anymore.
Hell, a guy's got to have a dream right? And yours is writing. Real writing. And we get that.
Of course we, being gamers, also know that what will actually happen is that all those hours previously spent not-blogging-or-being-funny will not be spent working on that best seller. No. We know you Coyote.
What you'll actually be doing is finding new and inventive ways to get Shipwreck killed in a variety of games, whilst simultaneously surfing for jug porn.
Yeah. We know. But it's OK. We understand.
All the best for 2009. From one pirate to another.
For the a long time now I have been reading your not-a-blog every morning at work. It's been nice to have a dose of humor to look forward to as a start to the day. Though you did includ the occasional hobbit porn, it was more than made up for with the many, many boobies you have provided. Thank you for all the fun, and I hope your wish to be a professional writer comes true.
How do I say goodbye? By smacking people like the Austrians...
My Top 5 Coyote moments...
1) Herman the Bat - Even before it was in print form, I heard the story and saw the ending coming. It still absolutely killed me and the fact he got so much hate mail over it makes it even better.
2) Superman vs Batman - I don't even remember the reasons Superman would win beyond the heat vision melting Batman. I just remember him ripping off Batmans arms and sneaking into Robin's room at night... *touch touch* Brucey misses you.
3) The Fae snowballs - The fact HE of all people found a bug in EverQuest 2's game code that allowed him to kill dozens of Fae and THEN tried to claim himself their savior?
4) The - This flub actually was so popular it was newsed and recreated all over that blogosphere thing.
5) The Cody Byeville - He actually stepped up and created an entire Grinch tale based on someones name. I still owe him $10 for pulling it off.
It's been an honor sir to daily rush to your blog and make sure you haven't got a picture of Hobbits having sex up.
The Byeville article actually made my wife go: "Coyote is funny. How come you're not more like him?"
I wish you the best of luck on completing your novel, but if you sell a book before I do, I may have to drive to your house with a tractor trailer full of bats and unleash them so they can unleash their revenge upon you for their fallen comrade.
The words leave me and I do not know what to say....they should have sent a Poet. Oh crap, I am a poet...umm ok here goes:
Rose are red
Violets are blue
You better keep writting this blog
If you know whats good for you!
Ok that sucked...but seriously, we know where you keep your action figures! And I was a proffesional writer for 2 years, I remember it involved sleeping on peoples couches...and I think I lived in my car for a bit...don't remember much of it, being malnourished will do that.
In all honesty you will be missed. I have checked your posts everday for the last year and have always been impressed. If anyone can rise above the mediocrity of what passes for literature today, it is you.
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