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Old 12-30-2008, 08:28 AM   #1
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When bacon is good, it is amazing...

...but when someone gives you false promises of hope, of inspiration, of smokey greasy goodness - and then delivers nothing but lies and false tastings of baconesque morsels?

There is only one thing to do. Kill them. Kill them ALL.

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Because bacon FLAVORED does not equate to actual bacon. Plus, this unnatural urge to do horrible and sacrilegious things to the bacon in the interest of online hijinks and shocking humor makes me sick.

One does not dip bacon in chocolate. One does not RUIN perfectly GOOD bacon by smothering it in candy and daring friends to eat it. This is disrespectful to both the bacon itself, and the very gods that brought us this smoky ambrosia from the heavens above. The preparation and usage of bacon is VERY clear and VERY concise for a reason:

It is simply too valuable to waste, even in jest.
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Old 12-30-2008, 08:31 AM   #2
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Old 12-30-2008, 08:39 AM   #3
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Ahhh hahahahaha ace flow chart Annatar!

I sometimes wonder why any company would manufacture that sorta crap.

I also wonder why anyone would buy that sorta crap.

At least Im 50% wiser than I was 10 mins ago!

Hooray for bacon!
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Old 12-30-2008, 08:42 AM   #4
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Shameless cross thread linkage.

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I tried my hand as "The Fire Poker"....and lost in...the end.

...the...end..

Oh..god.. I LOST IN THE END!!

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Old 12-30-2008, 08:43 AM   #5
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As someone who doesn't even like the smell of bacon at all I don't get the fad about bacon. Thus I will never try any of those "like bacon" things.

On a different note. That pic w/ the guys in the back was hilarious. I almost spit my milk everywhere
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Old 12-30-2008, 08:45 AM   #6
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Seriously, I hope thats a comedy voice put on for effect.

If it aint...

hahahahahahahahaha!
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Old 12-30-2008, 08:46 AM   #7
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omg you did the " " thing with your fingers.

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Hahahahahahahaha!

You Suck!

Sorry, I meant, you "suck".
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Old 12-30-2008, 08:58 AM   #8
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Yes Madhog.

That's my real voice, how I really talk, real blood, real quotes with the fingers, and I was really savagely raped by a horse.

Hey look! Now we have something in common!
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lol bacon flavoured products... a muslims worst nightmare. hehe

"By Allah, this tastes pretty good! Whats it made of?"
"Its bacon! Want some more?"
*gags* "OMIGAWD... I mean Allah! Im contaminated!"



Just joking, no one get offended!
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