So... you dont believe in Christmas (the reason behind it), you take the days off (I dont blame you there), and you get gifts too?
Reminds me of the muslim-africans at work. They go to church (Christian no-less) food pantries and the goodwill-like clothing stores they sometimes have. With no intention of donating themselves or anything. Just go there fleece the silly Christians and then off they go to scam the government for more handouts because they are immigrants and they get all these freebies from the taxpayers... I realize not all them do it, but everyone of the ones at work have admitted at one time or another to doing it. >.>
ANYWAY... funny post as usual Coy.

"And if you don't like it, you can deck your halls with boughs of shut the hell up."
Thats how I feel about the anti-christmas thought police.