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Old 09-05-2008, 10:29 AM   #1
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Loading... That's 909 editions whether you post the number forwards or backwards.

First, the Ten Ton Pulse, your finger on the beating heart of the MMOG industry.

If the Top 10 isn't enough, we also show the Top 20 and Top 50 lists as well, available to everyone on our homepage. (What is Pulse?)
  1. Warhammer Online - 200 BPM
  2. World of Warcraft - 90 BPM
  3. Age of Conan - 35 BPM
  4. EVE Online - 11 BPM
  5. Aion - 10 BPM
  6. Tabula Rasa - 9 BPM
  7. Lord of the Rings Online - 7 BPM
  8. Everquest II - 7 BPM
  9. Vanguard - 5 BPM
  10. Runes of Magic - 4 BPM
I promised that something big was coming. Danny hinted at it in the forums, but we couldn't say anything...until now!

TenTonHammer.com has beta keys to the two hottest MMOG titles in development and they are about to be yours! Not only do we have Warhammer Online beta keys, but we also have Stargate Worlds beta keys!

Who loves you baby? TenTonHammer.com does. So does the Stargate Worlds team and the good folks at Mythic Entertainment. The only place in the Interwebz where you can get beta keys to the two hottest upcoming MMOGs. Let me write that again for those of you still in disbelief.

We have Stargate Worlds AND Warhammer Online beta keys.

Here is how it works. We have 10,000 Warhammer Online beta keys to hand out. As always, our Premium Members get first shot at the keys. I can hear the questions already, "What if we aren't one of the first 10,000 Premium Members?" If you aren't one of the first 10,000 Premium Members to grab a key then you won't receive one for Warhammer, BUT... every single Ten Ton Hammer Premium Member gets a beta key to Stargate Worlds.
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Future Warhammer killer

Aghshar says it's coming, and it's the game that's going to put Warhammer Online in its place. "Who is going to play Warhammer when a game like this one is coming out?" he cries. And what is the WAR killer to which he refers? Is it Stargate Worlds, maybe? Or BioWare's new MMOG in development? No; it's far worse. It's...Hello Kitty Online. Consider yourself warned.

Awesome Quote from the Epic Thread:

"We all mock...but this will likely be bigger than WoW. I'm making the prediction right now. The IP is worldwide and known by almost every female under the age of 30 not to mention it enjoys iconic status in the East. You really don't think they can pull 10 million females in? Keep in mind it's Free to Play." - RadarX
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Old 09-05-2008, 10:54 AM   #2
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I am stunned, that is amazing...Stargate World Keys


I already applied to the giveaway 5 minutes before this post.

Many thanks for the "work behind the curtains" for grabing those keys...

...live long and pro...ermm *cough cough* Chevron six locked

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Old 09-05-2008, 11:27 AM   #3
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I already applied to the giveaway 5 minutes before this post.

Many thanks for the "work behind the curtains" for grabing those keys...

...live long and pro...ermm *cough cough* Chevron six locked

Indeed. Stargate Worlds is currently at the number 1 slot of my most anticipated MMOGs. Might have something to do with the fact I am a Stargate nut. And that's Chevron 6 encoded. 7 Locks. See what I mean.
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do with the fact I am a Stargate nut. And that's Chevron 6 encoded. 7 Locks. See what I mean.
Nawww...as far as I recall...the first 6 do the locks...the 7th actually is the encode...grmpf, must check a episode...dont confuse me Martuk
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Nawww...as far as I recall...the first 6 do the locks...the 7th actually is the encode...grmpf, must check a episode...dont confuse me Martuk
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You are right...I just zapped through some episodes and saw that you are right Martuk.

Oh I hate, that I am wrong...

....but I tip my hat before your mad Stargate knowledge
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You are right...I just zapped through some episodes and saw that you are right Martuk.

Oh I hate, that I am wrong...

....but I tip my hat before your mad Stargate knowledge
Ok Kralle. You can be my Jaffa sidekick when the gate opens. Only requirement is you need to bring that great Jaffa humor.

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Ok Kralle. You can be my Jaffa sidekick when the gate opens. Only requirement is you need to bring that great Jaffa humor.
That wont be a problem, I will take you up on your word...want Jaffa humor with or without german accent ?

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That wont be a problem, I will take you up on your word...want Jaffa humor with or without german accent ?

German Jaffa.

We have had British Tok'Ra and Australian Goa'uld so you'll fit right in.
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