The Aristocracy - US - Order - Exclusive

[Flannan]

- Recruitment is Open -

Regiment Name:The Aristocracy.
Base: USA, All Time Zones.
Desired Guild Size: 50-60 Active.
Focus:PvP/RvR & PvE - Total Mastery.
RP:No.
Motto: "History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it." - Winston Churchill

- tA Links: -

Guild Charter - Very Important Read.
http://aristocracy.user-board.net - Website
Recruitment Forum -Quick Jump.

Vent Info: IP: 209.247.192.230 / Port: 3819 / Pass: (Inquire Within)

mIRC Info: Server: gamesurge / irc://irc.gamesurge.net/aristocracy

- About tA / Who we are looking for: -

We are an association of despots and tyrants who exist to spread our authority over the seething masses of Warhammer. A collection of adamant gamers without peer who have been at for ages, ripping the opposition to shreds in games including but not limited to:


* FPSs - Quake (1,2,3, Rocket Arena) , CS, Unreal (Tournament, 2k3, 2k4, 3), Doom.
* RTSs - [Starcraft, Warcraft, CnC.
* MMOs - DAoC, FFXI, WoW.
* Console-based Online -Halo (2,3), CoD(3,4).

Although we continue to dabble in a wide array of these recreations, when Warhammer Online is released we will coalesce into one singular entity.
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Socially, we are quite laid back. The only thing we ask is that our members not purposefully irritate each other. A well-oiled machine only works if all the gears can function together. This relaxed approach however ends the moment we step into an instance or gather for RvR. We are not the type to take challenges lightly. To even be considered you must have a similar drive for conquest as our main ambition is victory and we exist for triumph. That being said, losses -are- inevitable but they should not be the fault of four o'clock tea time or having your window minimized to go for a romp on your bicycle.

That type of behavior will not be tolerated, we only require those who are driven enough to keep their mind focused on achieving in our endeavors.

- What we -will- accomplish when WAR ships: -

Absolute and complete dictatorship over our server, and our unlimited rule forced upon the peasants who oppose us.

[Holderhek]

Awesome. Thanks for posting this Flan!

[Killington]

Ahh yes. Bring more into our fold through the trail of application and denial.

Also:

[Thansal]

So, what do they call themselves?

The Aristocrats.



/me ducks


(good luck guys, but you deserved that one )

[Flannan]

Isn't the first and probably wont be the last we here of that joke >.<

and thanks.

[Thansal]

Bah! embrace it I say!

one of us comes along and points out the old silly joke, unleash on them a 10 min version of it that is sure to sicken their hearts



(once more, but this time with WAAAAGH!)

[Holderhek]

There is a movie about our guild!



After reading the descriptions it seems they got us spot on.

[Thansal]

heh, if you didn't catch it, the line I used is the punch line to the joke :P

And yah, go rent the DVD.

The documentary is amusing, but the best part is that they have a few of the comedians doing the FULL joke in the extras, including Bob Saget!

[Flannan]

Originally Posted by Thansal

heh, if you didn't catch it, the line I used is the punch line to the joke :P

And yah, go rent the DVD.

The documentary is amusing, but the best part is that they have a few of the comedians doing the FULL joke in the extras, including Bob Saget!

Ya i know the joke, dont think poor hek does though, think ill have to enlighten him. and i never said that we did or didn't embrace it

[Thansal]

Originally Posted by Flannan

Ya i know the joke, dont think poor hek does though, think ill have to enlighten him. and i never said that we did or didn't embrace it

hehehehehe

Find him a clip of some one telling it damn well