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Old 12-16-2007, 11:50 PM   #1
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Default Holiday Spoof-a-Long Contest - Winners Announced!
Holiday Spoof-a-Long Forum Contest Winners Announced

January 8, 2008

We challenged our forum community to rewrite the lyrics to popular holiday songs, making them about their favorite MMOGs. A number of creative folks rose to the challenge! The Ten Ton Hammer staff nominated their favorite entry from each forum, and a random drawing determined our three winners. Our first place winner receives a 6 month subscription to her favorite game, while our two runners up receive 3 months. Without further ado, here are the winners:
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Old 12-17-2007, 12:07 PM   #2
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Default Conan the Cimmerian (Frosty the Snowman)
Conan the Cimmerian was a sad and lonely Man.
He was a slave and a warr-i-or, and would kill you because he can.
Conan the Cimmerian was unbeatable they say
He was made of rock, but the foes they came and tried to defeat him anyway.
There must have been some "crazy" that got into their bread.
For when they came for Conan he sliced off all their heads.
O, Conan the Cimemerian could throw a mighty punch.
All the people say he hit a camel one day and it made a thundrous CRUNCH!
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at Conan Pound!
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
The Camels on the ground!!!
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Old 12-18-2007, 12:54 PM   #3
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Default From "The Holiday Season (Happy Holiday)"
Original Lyrics: http://www.oldielyrics.com/christmas...y_holiday.html

Happy slaughtering
Happy slaughtering
While the enemy keeps moaning
may you hear lamentations

Happy slaughtering
happy slaughtering
May the wise Crom please keep bringing
Happy slaughtering to you

It's the conquering season
And King Conan is breaking backs
The Sytgian sand is red on the ground
When King Conan gets to the town
He'll be breaking down your city walls
breaking down your city walls

It's the slaughtering season
And when Conan has gotten his sword
he's the bane of every marauding horde
of all against his great accord
He'll be breaking down your city walls
breaking down your city walls

He'll drive a big fat axe down on your back
With lots of pain for them and for picts
So stay outta his way, by Mitra, play it safe
Or you might end up PK'd

It's the slaughtering season
With flyings heads, and warriors galore
Just don't forget finishers for max gore
'cause on the twenty-fifth of this march
He'll be breaking down your city
breaking down your city
breaking down your city walls

Happy slaughtering
happy slaughtering
While the enemy keeps moaning
may you hear lamentations

Happy slaughtering
happy slaughtering
May the wise Crom please keep bringing
Happy slaughtering to you
To you
Happy Slaughtering
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Old 12-20-2007, 05:36 AM   #4
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Taken originally from The Chipmunk Christmas Song.

Wish it was longer, but the song was too good to pass up, and really, who doesn't love the chipmunks?


-Alright you Cimmerians, ready to sing your song?
I'll say we are
Ya let's sing it now
-Okay Cymon?
Okay
-Okay Theosis?
Okay
-Okay Conan. Conan? CONAN!
OKAY!

Publish, Publish time is near,
Time for swords, and time for spear,
Fans've been good, but that won't last,
Hurry Funcom, hurry fast,
Want a sword that twangs with noise,
Me, to divide the men and boys,
We can hardly stand the wait,
Please Mitra, don't be late.

-Okay fellas get ready
-That was very good, Cymon.
Naturally.
-Very good Theosis.
Ahhh.
-Ah, Conan, you were a little flat, watch it.
-Ah, Conan. Conan. CONAN!
OKAY!

Want a girl that sings my song,
Falls in love with all my brawn,
Mitra told me this is Fate,
Please Publish don't be late.
Standing here at the Gamespot gate,
Please Funcom don't be late.

-Very good boys
Let's sing it again
Ya let's sing it again
-No let's not overdue it.
What do you mean overdue it, we want to sing it again?
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