Holiday Spoof-a-Long Forum Contest Winners Announced
January 8, 2008
We challenged our forum community to rewrite the lyrics to popular holiday songs, making them about their favorite MMOGs. A number of creative folks rose to the challenge! The Ten Ton Hammer staff nominated their favorite entry from each forum, and a random drawing determined our three winners. Our first place winner receives a 6 month subscription to her favorite game, while our two runners up receive 3 months. Without further ado, here are the winners:
I can't believe there aren't any entries in here yet. Did everyone miss the part that if you're the grand-prize winner you get 6 free months of game time?
Looking for a group,
On a very boring day,
Passing Renton Keep,
Yawning all the way;
2 more kills to ding,
I can't wait to fight,
What fun it is to grind and quest
in a decent group tonight.
Trengal Keep, Trengal Keep,
Trengal all the way!
Oh what fun it is to smash
Garuzin with my mace.
oh!
Trengal Keep, Trengal Keep,
Trengal all the way!
Oh what fun it is to smash
Nishek with my mace.
A quest or two ago,
I thaught I'd take a break,
But then I realized
I need 2 more Shinak Rakes;
The Dread knight had to go;
The Bard went AFK;
All the mobs respawned,
And then the Cleric bailed.
Trengal Keep, Trengal Keep,
Trengal all the way!
Oh what fun it is to smash
Garuzin with my mace.
oh!
Trengal Keep, Trengal Keep,
Trengal all the way!
Oh what fun it is to smash
Nishek with my mace.
I formed another group,
With whoever I could find,
I couldn't get a healer
And I nearly lost my mind;
I said "we'll be ok",
We all knew that was a lie,
We still ventured forth,
Then shortly after died.
Trengal Keep, Trengal Keep,
Trengal all the way!
Oh what fun it is to smash
Garuzin with my mace.
oh!
Trengal Keep, Trengal Keep,
Trengal all the way!
Oh what fun it is to smash
Nishek with my mace.
Things were looking bleak,
Until I received a tell,
From a 27 Cleric,
Who could save us from this hell,
Into the keep we went,
With our new found healing friend,
As long as he has mana
Let the pulling never end!
Trengal Keep, Trengal Keep,
Trengal all the way!
Oh what fun it is to smash
Garuzin with my mace.
oh!
Trengal Keep, Trengal Keep,
Trengal all the way!
Oh what fun it is to smash
Nishek with my mace.
by Boex
Last edited by Boex; 12-17-2007 at 04:20 PM.
Reason: grammar
Excellent work! I will write one myself.. Might try it now, while waiting for my account to get re-activated (apparently, despite todays technology, activating acounts on an online game takes more than 5 hours.)