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Aerynne · 12-20-2007, 01:18 PM

With apologies to Burl Ives and Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer...

Boomba, the Freeport Ogre

Boomba, the Freeport Ogre
Had a little pickle stand
You’d find him every morning
Near the gate to Commonlands

All of the other Ogres
Used to laugh and call him names
Who ever heard of Ogres
Worrying 'bout capital gains?

Then one foggy Frostfell eve
McScroogle came to say:
Boomba, I’m a business wiz
Together we can corner the pickle biz

Now all the other Ogres
When they see him, scrape and bow
Boomba, the "Dill King" Ogre
Who's the Ogre laughing now?

12-20-2007, 01:18 PM	#4
Aerynne Premium Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 200 Reputation: 112	With apologies to Burl Ives and Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer... Boomba, the Freeport Ogre Boomba, the Freeport Ogre Had a little pickle stand You’d find him every morning Near the gate to Commonlands All of the other Ogres Used to laugh and call him names Who ever heard of Ogres Worrying 'bout capital gains? Then one foggy Frostfell eve McScroogle came to say: Boomba, I’m a business wiz Together we can corner the pickle biz Now all the other Ogres When they see him, scrape and bow Boomba, the "Dill King" Ogre Who's the Ogre laughing now? __________________ The Core Last edited by Aerynne; 12-24-2007 at 03:24 PM.